Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
