Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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