Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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