i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
