So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
God, I missed his penis.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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