don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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