She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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