they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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