come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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