It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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its like you know when i get waxed
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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