Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize