i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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