Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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