doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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