Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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