it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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