her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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