Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
