You're completely useless in the revolution.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Sext me about skeletons
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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