trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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