idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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