I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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