i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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