Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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