this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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