that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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