Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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