chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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