Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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