Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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