If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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