...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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