he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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