she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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