if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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