yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Everything about him screamed your future.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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