what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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