I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
