sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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