if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
A bitchslap is in order.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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