Midget sex pt 2 tonight
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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