we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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