she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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