What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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