I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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