Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My dick has a subreddit
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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