I hope mine doesn't look like that
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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