Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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