butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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