I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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