Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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