Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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