so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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