Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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